Why not deal with an actual supernatural event?
I’m speaking of the liquefaction of St. Januarius’ blood which takes place whenever the vial containing the dry blood of the martyr is placed nearby his head.
You are insane.
This miracle has taken place for centuries upon centuries. And there is no plausible scientific explanation for this miracle.
There is NO miracle. The whole thing is bogus. You are totally insane.
So, in the presence of the supernatural, how do you propose we proceed?
Well, mental help might do you some good, but I doubt it. You're too far gone.